st-alajlan:

Unexpected message from the person you miss.

i came back to find a picture and a few of my pictures from my old Instagram were flagged as “adult content” including one of a friend of mine cuddling a dog lmfao

since i officially have no use for this site anymore you can find me here:

https://www.facebook.com/sloane.wachob

iwantabrickbybrick:

supermassive black hole by muse reminds me of the baseball scene in Twilight and i can’t erase that connection from my mind

sapamanders:

sapamanders:

how much do i have to zoom in on a pic of my elbow before it gets flagged

never mind tumblr shot me on fucking sight

goldenwind:

holybooks:

@staff yall can delete me but you cant stop my pussy from being fat in real life so die

This post is the equivalent of a World War 1 soldier climbing out of the trenches to be torn to shreds by machine gun fire

the-emergency-medical-hologram:

ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

i just realized how absolutely earth shatteringly horny the internet at large would be for darth vader if the original trilogy came out right now

my god, every facet of his character, the mask, he’s tall, he chokes people, he’s evil, good god it would be apocalyptic, this website would be fucking unusable

people are horny for kylo ren and he’s just an intentionally infinitely shittier version of darth vader who sucks fucking shit comparatively just imagine

my dude, people ARE horny for darth vader and HAVE been horny for darth vader. know your horny villain lore.

wanderroverryonderr:

kiefbowl:

when that menstrual depression hits you in the middle of your seasonal depression in the middle of your regular depression

Lolol

wayneradiotv:

wayneradiotv:

dont fuck with me or ill weld all your joints shut in your sleep

gonna be walkin like a gingerbread man

puppy95:

*looks out my window and sees the moon* hi baby

atheist-xmas:

thekingandqueenofcheese:

smallmetal:

photoshop-and-chocolate:

sushinfood:

automata-systemata-hydromata:

tredlocity:

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

HUH????

Look at that hand on the leg, Ash’s mom is a freak

Ash heckled a Mr. Mime and now it’s his stepdad

silverhawk:

my cat: [gets claw stuck on bed sheet]

me: oh! let me help you-

my cat as soon as i touch her paw:

goldenpoc:

goldensweetcheeks:

launchpadrncquack:

today i met jason marsden (max goof’s va) and got him to read this off

They didnt ask him to say “damn bitch you live like this”? Tragic.

That fuckInG WHEEZE THOUGH OMFGG